Dear... #6

Feb. 20th, 2011 11:05 am
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Wow! I can't believe I've written six of these so far. That's quite an accomplishment for a non-writer such as myself. I might go celebrate by eating a chocolate covered disco ball while singing Chocolate Disco by Perfume (Chokoreito disuko, chokoreito disuko!). Well, this Number Six (not to be confused with the cylon Number Six from Battlestar Galactica) is brought to you by my inconsiderate neighbors. Enjoy my rant.


Dear Thoughtless Neighbors,

Thanks for hitting my mom's car last night and not telling us about it. We know it was you. Who else could it be? We've all told you time and time again not to put three cars in a parking space where the capacity is two cars. We knew eventually one of you ill-advised malcontents would back out of the space and thus hit one of our cars. You have no regard for those living around you when you slam your front door, park in our parking space and block the pedestrian sidewalk with your dubious parking. I won't color my words with the profanities I'd like to shout at you because I've learned that "say it and forget it, write it and regret it." I'll simply end with this: I hope karma and insurance rates bite you in the butt.

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