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Chronicles Of A Cranky Bibliophile

An infinity of possible states of varying probability

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Created on 2011-08-03 05:20:21 (#1021421), last updated 2012-02-21 (291 weeks ago)

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Name:Dark Archive
Birthdate:Apr 22
Location:California, United States of America
Website:Chronicles Of A Cranky Bibliophile
Age Statement: I am over 18 years of age.

Disclaimer: I DON’T OWN ANYTHING. Except for my Easy Bake Oven named Iggy.

Things That Are True In My World (Still a Work in Process):
- Ianto Jones, Toshiko Sato and Owen Harper are simply on very long vacation.
- Ditto for Fred, Colin, Snape, Sirius and Remus.
- Wash is currently telling jokes aboard Serenity.
- Book is preaching on New Haven.
- Hinata is actually a powerful ANBU captain.
- Ziva and Tony are dating during the commercial breaks.
- Kara is a ninja hiding in the grass, not a metaphorical pigeon.
- L defeated Kira and is now being hand fed whip cream by Light.
- Rogue is in full control of her powers and she and Remy are living together in New Orleans.
- Sesshomaru's real name is Lord Fluffy.
- Raven is by far the best Teen Titan. Her cape alone is fearsome.
- Dante and Virgil have made up in an mind-blowing show of brotherly love.
- Math is evil.
- England is gay for America which is why they are in a "Special Relationship"
- Pluto is a planet; Sailor Pluto is kickass.
- Tommy is, or will be, the arthritic Orange Power Ranger.
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is an wonderous name for a town.
- There is no such thing as a new zodiac for I am still a Taurus.
- If Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Chuck Norris ever met the world would implode from the sheer awesomeness.
- Zombie squirrel do exist.
- Yaoi is everywhere if you have a devious mind like me ;-)

Long live Bunnyisum!
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