Dear... #7

[darkarchive]

Despite the fact that my life is going pretty good (ate free pancakes at IHOP, read some great fics and had a telephone meeting with the City Librarian) and I'm one step closer to having my dream job of being a librarian (fingers crossed), I still find time to rant about the little things that piss me off.

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Dear Guy Sitting Behind Me in World Music Class,

You've been chewing on the same piece of gum for the past two hours. Knock it off! If that gum gets in my hair I will shave you bald!... all over! It's bad enough that you poked me in the back last week but now this is strike two. Do something to piss me off again and I will shove your head into the grand piano.

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Dear Yapping Group of Girls,

Just because the computer monitor doesn't have the balls to tell you off for talking in a noise-free room doesn't give you the liberty to keep on conversing in shrill high-pitched squealing. Why don't you three sluts grow a brain between you and gain enough common sense to not announce to the entire room your predictable guy troubles. I told you, politely, to be quiet, seeing as I was in the middle of writing an eight page research paper. That glare and "fuck off" look was totally uncalled for. The glare and evil smile I gave in response wasn't.

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Dear Brainless Twits,

I can't believe you have the gall to turn about and ask me questions in the middle of a lecture you were to busy talking through to listen to. Maybe if you'd paid attention you wouldn't be asking me what chapters were going to be on the exam when the professor answered that question not five minutes earlier. Here's a thought for you, you brainless twits: why not take your moronic asses out of the room and leave the studying to those who want to earn a college education. By the way, the matching faux fur vests you were wearing are tacky and impractical in California's 75 degree weather.

Comments

[semebay.livejournal.com]

I agree with you SO HARD on the yapping girls bit >.

[darkarchive.livejournal.com]

Thanks for agreeing. Their voices were grating on my nerves >:(